External Anal Itch
Some Nonsense By Will Dugan

What do 10 out of every 9 poets recommend for External Anal Itch?

The majority of 10 out of every 9 poets surveyed recommend using your finger for External Anal Itch.

Yes, sneak off someplace where you can stick your finger where it itches ... and scratch til it feels GOOOOOOD!

Brought to you by the same folk who brought you "Buggers-Be-Gone".
... Void where prohibited by law.
... Not recommended for the very young
... Or for old farts.
... Gimps with prosthesis should always take the necessary precautions.

That pesky itch
need not be a bitch.
Works for the poor
as well the rich.

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Trapped Somewhere Between
Insanity and Sincerity
Will Dugan
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Copyright © 2009 By Will Dugan