Valtrex Commercials (Or GimmeSomeHerpes)
Some Nonsense By Will Dugan (Originally published under the Pen Name of Blind Melon Ugly Dude)
Commercials for Valtrex! Well, it makes me wonder. I mean, there would be no commercial if there weren't
a potential for "mass marketing", would there? So, just how many people are there who have contracted
incurable genital herpes? I have never seen any published reports so I am merely guessing that there is a
"mass number" of them.
Yikes, that's kinda scary, ain't it?
Commercials make me wonder many things, and quite often my wonderings wander off on some weird path that
is somewhat perverse (what can I tell ya?).
In watching these television commercials, one of my observations is that these herpes sufferers aren't
suffering much at all. They are "living the life I want" - canoeing, rafting, cycling, swiming - it sort
of looks like they are on a permanent vacation. Well, that just ain't fair. I want to have as much fun as
these folks. What have they got that I don't? Oh yeah, genital herpes! Just where can I get some of this stuff?
Another one of my wonderings is just how realistic these portrayals really are. I would like to see the
biker guy say something along these lines, "When I first discovered that I had genital herpes, I went and
found the bitch that gave it to me, and slapped her around some, tied her up behind my bike and drug her
down a gravel road. That'll show her. She won't be infecting any one else any time soon."
On a serious note, genital herpes is no laughing matter. If you would like some real information (as
opposed to my nonsense), here is a link.
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Trapped Somewhere Between
Insanity and Sincerity
Will Dugan
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Copyright © 2009 By Will Dugan
