My Puddy Tats - Tats, Toms N Girls
Poetry By Will Dugan (Originally published under the Pen Name of Blind Melon Ugly Dude)

My puddy tats aren't fat cats
And my puddy tats don't wear hats
They aren't fat cats
And they don't wear hats
And that's where it's at with my puddy tats.

My puddy toms don't know their moms
And my puddy toms don't dance at proms
They don't know their moms
They don't dance at proms
And my puddy toms are da bombs

My puddy girls don't have curls
And my puddy girls don't swirl or twirl
They don't have curls
They don't swirl or twirl
And that's my puddy girls' place in the world


NOW, Once more ... with feeling!
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Copyright © 2009 By Will Dugan